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  1. Oi!! Fuck off!!
  2. Woo hoo. Another non story. Yay just what we need. The journo was told half a dozen times by the manager that he wasn't going to comment. The journo persisted with his infantile lines of questioning JT said enough is enough THe boss leaves the presser The end.
  3. I think you're all getting a wee bit overly excited about this. Absolutely nothing at all will come of this. Nothing, nada, zilch, nowt, hee haw. Get it? It won't be investigated by the SFA, UEFA, SMSM or Hector. It will be subject to the Order of the Brush, that well known doctrine promulgated by the brotherhood of St. Declan The Rancid, and so well practised by Contemptible FC specifically in relation to the sexual abuse of minors, repugnant support of well known terrorist organisations and financial irregularities. Don't haud yer breath.
  4. This thread is like the RM version of Groundhog Day
  5. A bullet well dodged. Just goes to show that Warburton and Co are making some huge changes at Ibrox right enough. Once upon a time we would have signed him on a two year deal and never seen him play.
  6. Oh poor little (that's a fucking joke) old me Look how virile I am having fathered two sprogs, how amazing my social media accounts are and how persecuted i have been all this time. Well boo fucking hoo. Horrible, vile Rangers hating wank stain. Good riddance.
  7. They cunts will take anything that age. Goalies, full backs, midfielders.........
  8. He's gotta be worth at least £10 million by now
  9. Naw, I'm not wearing the fact that you really believe that. Really?
  10. Once upon a time I would never miss a Scotland home game. Those were the days when individual players didn't get booed by our own supporters. Rangers players like Sandy Jardine, Derek Johnstone and John Grieg playing alongside Danny McGrain, Kenny Dalgleish and Jimmy Johnstone and those guys who played for English sides like Leeds United, Bremner, Lorimar and Joe Jordan, David Harvey etc Brilliant brilliant days. We didn't win much but we had a great time. We had parties round the house for away games, with yer mates, and yer dads mates, all dressed in Scotland tops and tartan scarves and all gathered round the telly swilling McEwans Export and Tennets Lager out of tins with models on 'em. Fuck Scotland CFC, fuck the SFA, fuck the tartan trannies, fuck the Scottish republican army, fuck Gordon Strachan, fuck all of the Rangers hating scum. I'd rather gouge my own eyes out with a spoon than watch Scotland play football and I never ever want them to win anything or qualify for another tournament ever again. And I never want another Rangers player to kick a ball for them ever.
  11. I went across to pay my respects and leave a scarf last night as the crash site is very close to where I live. I was away at the weekend so never made the game myself but heard about the accident on the news. When I was there an old(ish) bloke turned up and stood quietly for a moment or two before speaking to me. He told me he had been at Ibrox in 1971 when we lost 66 of our own and how he personally knew a couple of he guys who were killed on that awful day. He told me that when he heard that there had been a crash and that someone had died it had brought back memories of the previous tragedy. We stood for a while chatting before we went our seperate ways but before we shook hands, wished each other all the best, and headed in opposite directions, he told me that he was the bloke who had left the green "Celtic 88" shirt in the morning. Sometimes, some things transcend football. RIP Ryan Baird. RIP 66
  12. I'm beginning to think that beating the scum in the cup semi wasn't such a great result after all. Yes it's always great to beat the cunts but bear with me here. Since the cup semi we haven't kicked a ball. Someone else posted the stats and they make truly meiserable reading so I'm not posting them again. Beating them in the semi has stifled the investment we should have had in the summer as the board and management thought that we wouldn't need that much to beat them. They, however, have done exactly what we knew they would do, stockpile the money they got from players and what little european football they had and prepare for our return. Last night's result, although not as great a victory as the MSM would have us all believe, highlights how much better a set up they have than us. They are going to reap a good few bob from this years CL and UEFA Cup and when they sell Tierney and Dumbele for £10m each (stop sniggering at the back) and go on from strength to strength and unless we buck our ideas up we are going to be in their wake for years. We, in the meantime, are floundering mid to bottom table. Players underperforming week after week is a real pain in the arse. They have the best facilities, dieticians, therapists and NS Davie Weir and yet they're far too lack lustre in the games. Wallace and McKay being the biggest offenders of late yet they're still first pick. Where's the fight? Where's the spirit? What has happened? Is the team so fractured that they have forgotten how to play together? The marking is shit, The defending is shit. The pressuring of the other team when they have the ball is shit. The inability to change anything during the game is blatantly obvious to everyone apart from MW. We played better mid way through last season. What's changed? I don't see this changing anytime soon. I will continue to support the team as always (Hands up those who remember the 80's) but I fear for the future. If we don't beat Thistle on Saturday we really will be getting on for a low that I'm not sure the fans will be able to stomach and I don't even want to think about the semi just yet. And before you ask, yes, East Enclosure!!
  13. What? Like the Austin Maxi?
  14. Surely you don't mean "Gallowgate Transformational Regeneration Area" funded by millions of pounds of public money donated by the GHA, GCC and SNP Government.
  15. Get Barton, and the threads, properly to fuck. That is all