WATP-FOREVER

Just what a brilliant club are we. WATP

I'd like Donald Trump - just so we can build a wall around Ibrox and keep those Mexicans oot.

The 4 Yorkshiremen - The OP just doesn't get it: Michael Palin: Ahh.. Very passable, this, very passable. Graham Chapman: Nothing like a good glass of Chateau de Chassilier wine, ay Gessiah? Terry Jones: You're right there Obediah. Eric Idle: Who'd a thought thirty years ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Chateau de Chassilier wine? MP: Aye. In them days, we'd a' been glad to have the price of a cup o' tea. GC: A cup ' COLD tea. EI: Without milk or sugar. TJ: OR tea! MP: In a filthy, cracked cup. EI: We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper. GC: The best WE could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth. TJ: But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor. MP: Aye. BECAUSE we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, 'Money doesn't buy you happiness.' EI: 'E was right. I was happier then and I had NOTHIN'. We used to live in this tiny old house, with greaaaaat big holes in the roof. GC: House? You were lucky to have a HOUSE! We used to live in one room, all hundred and twenty six of us, no furniture. Half the floor was missing; we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of FALLING! TJ: You were lucky to have a ROOM! - We used to have to live in a corridor! MP: Ohhhh we used to DREAM of livin' in a corridor! Would a' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woken up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House!? Hmph. EI: Well when I say 'house' it was only a hole in the ground covered by a piece of tarpolin, but it was a house to US. GC: We were evicted from our hole in the ground; we had to go and live in a lake! TJ: You were lucky to have a LAKE! There were a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road. MP: Cardboard box? TJ: Aye. MP: You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, our Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt! GC: Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY! TJ: Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife. EI: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing 'Hallelujah.' MP: But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'. ALL: Nope, nope..

Very good indeed - has John Greigs Statue been moved ?

Good post - surely this deserves it's own thread "Fuck it mk3".

You would - if the internet forum was your HR department.

I do know mate that while being interviewed by Parkinson, Parkinson asked him what he would be doing if he wasn't a footballer - his reply; "I'd be chucking stones at the kaffliks, same as all my mates". Never knew of him being a Bear, but he was a 100% out & out Proddy as was his family, and it has been mentioned that as a result of the Parkinson interview, his family were threatened by the ira - which coincidentally his Mother died from alcoholism. FTP

Some are playing like cows coming home - ffs.

Aye, fuck it

On condition they put down their arms and bombs - from MT. blair insisted that (so-called) unconditional peace would be agreed, unknown to everyone that he was one of them.

tony fenian blair did, even though his wife was from a fenian worshipping family, he claimed he was a Protestant, until he was no longer the PM. Typical lying underhanded fenian cunt - who sold out the British Northern Irish to the ira scum.

Could be worse, much worse; he could be a fucking paedo.

Has bluepeter9 got 2 monikers?

Or fuckoffyachoobe

Fuck the lowlife little cunt.