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All the best Joey.

Only additional spend I ever make is a £2.50 pre-kick off Bovril. More of a ritual than a necessity, but it's at least drinkable, unlike the rancid coffee.

You can shit in a beer bottle? Kudos.

You ever tried shitting in a beer can?

Guaranteed the toilet will be knackered an hour into the trip.

Pub im in is offering a free pint if Scotland win. That's it jinxed to fuck then.

Wish him well for the future.

No doubt we'll be informed via a series of cryptic literary quotes on his twitter feed.

‏@RangersFC Rangers and Joey Barton have agreed to terminate his contract with immediate effect. Neither Rangers nor Joey Barton will comment further.

Why isn't Wallace doing more? I like the guy, both as a person and player, but I just get the feeling he's too quiet and we need an arse-kicking captain on the field at the moment.

Ortega looks on and realises just how privileged he's been to share a pitch with Lord Tony of Vidmar.

So many memories, but whenever someone mentions the Advocaat era I instantly think of the Sturm Graz 5-0 game. One of my favourite European nights at Ibrox, thought we were a cert to go on and win the CL after that result. Alas....

Harald Twattcrakk

Has this been confirmed by the club? I can't see it reported anywhere else either.

To be fair, I think his burd does indeed love a wee bit of scheme cock.